The league playoffs were scheduled for the coming Saturday. At Thursday’s practice he had to tell his coach that he wouldn’t be at the game. Coach went to the effort of looking straight into Billy’s eyes, making him feel nervous and twitchy and want to look away. Coach was a big man with fat calloused hands that he waved around a lot whenever he spoke, and he spoke loudly, except this time. This afternoon he was quiet and reassuring: “That’s OK, we’ll miss you. We sure will miss you.”
His mother insisted that he let Fred pick him up from practice that afternoon without fussing. She wanted the boy to call him “Uncle Fred,” but he couldn’t do that. Just thinking about it made his stomach go all twitchy again. A lot of things these days did that to him.
On the way to the mortuary he studied the stitches of a baseball in his hand. He adjusted its position between his fingers, as if preparing to knock somebody out with a fastball. He looked down at the gray carpet beneath his feet. It was Fred’s carpet inside Fred’s car. The last place in the world the boy wanted to be.
So he imagined himself back on the baseball field where he hit his first home run, a field of weedy green interrupted in places by hard clay. It wasn’t Dodger Stadium but it was the sweetest place in the world to this boy. He was on the pitcher’s mound, a batter before him, his father calling out from nearby but out of sight, “That a boy, Billy, that a boy. Just one more strike. You can do it.” He was in control here, even when facing a batter twice his size, in this ballpark he always landed the pitch and sent the kid back to the dugout in shame. On the mound there was no confusion, there were no arguments, no contradictions, no lonely surprises, just he and a friend, his comrade in arms behind the catcher’s mask sending him signals. A fellow knight of the round table. The boy nodded and began the windup–
The car hit a pothole hard, jarring him out of his daydream. He was beside Fred again, inside Fred’s car and looking around at the gray interior as if he’d lost something. Fred’s car, so gray inside, was bland and worn in places. Its seats were made of soft gray leather and thickly padded. It didn’t take turns well but rocked and swayed with the road and on turns it leaned uncomfortably. Unlike his father’s truck, a ferociously loud machine that seemed to mow through asphalt more than ride on top of it, Fred’s car was quiet and fragile.
Fred spoke: “I hear you’re quite the baseball player, son.”
The hideous man speaks, he thought to himself. “My name is William.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“I’ve told you that already.”
“Right, right,” Fred said, and then with patronizing emphasis: “William. Right-o…”
The hideous man’s car rocked and swayed with the streets, taking the boy… somewhere. He hated it, Fred’s car. He hated this car as much as he hated its owner. Hideous “Uncle Fred,” pink-faced and fleshy, with blood-shot eyes, both hands on the wheel, stiff as wood, as a mannequin, hideous and unreal. “Hideous” was the right word for “Uncle Fred.” Hideous Hideous Hideous
Fred spoke: “Why William and not Billy? I thought everyone called you Billy.”
“They used to,” the boy said. “They used to before…” He was unable to finish the sentence.
“Say again?” Fred leaned his head toward the boy, forcing him to shift right and press himself hard against the passenger-side door with a look of annoyed revulsion. Hideous Hideous
“I said, ‘They used to.’”
Fred spoke: “They used to what?”
So “Uncle Fred” was not only hideous, he was an ignoramus too. “Ignoramus” was a Mrs. Brown word. Most of his favorite words were Mrs. Brown words. And “ignoramus” was one she saved up for kids like Cesar and Joey whenever they cheated on a test or didn’t turn in their homework, which was pretty much every day. “What kind of job do you think you’re going to get with this kind of attitude?” her tirade would begin. “Do you think there’s an employer out there willing to pay any old ignoramous off the street who can’t spell or can’t do third-grade math and who refuses to do the work assigned him? Well? You’ve got to do better than this, boys.” Yes, the boy thought to himself, “Uncle Fred” is an ignoramus.
Feeling the uncertain need to explain himself, the boy said, “I read this book about William the Conqueror, see?”
Fred nodded his head like he was listening and actually understood. But the boy didn’t want to be understood, not by “Uncle Fred” at least, and with that he found an empty chair inside his soul and drew the silence around himself like an old family quilt in winter.
Fred spoke: “So you like history, do you?”
“No,” the boy said. “I hate history.”
“You said you liked William the Conqueror.”
The boy took in a loud, deep breath… “I didn’t say that.”
“I guess I don’t understand.”
“I said, ‘I read a book about William the Conqueror.’ That doesn’t mean that I like him or that I like history.” It struck him that “Uncle Fred” had a gift for exhausting him (another Mrs. Brown word, “exhausting”). He wondered if he did that to all kids, and then he wondered if he had kids. Kids of his own? It seemed impossible but nobody ever said. “Uncle Fred” had been living with the boy’s mother for almost two months, and the boy had managed, until this very minute, to avoid being trapped alone with the man, and now he wondered if the man had kids of his own.
Fred spoke: “But the name?”
“I read this book, see? It had some cool pictures of old helmets and stuff like battle axes and chain mail.”
“Yes?”
He took in another long, deep breath and exhaled. “My grandma, on my father’s side, used to talk about the family tree all the time. That’s where I found the book, see?”
Fred: “Where?”
“My grandma’s. I found the book at my grandma’s house.”
Fred nodded, yes. As the boy was about to continue, he stopped himself and dropped into silence again.
Fred spoke: “What does any of that have to do with your grandmother’s family tree?”
The boy thought about this question, he thought about whether he should answer and he thought about the tree. It went way back in history, to William’s conquest of England in 1066. The boy could see his grandma (his great-grandmother actually). She would sit at the head of her old dark brown dinner table. Billy seated across the corner next to her. It was their habit to visit her for lunch one Sunday a month, which she always called “Sunday dinner.” And when everybody had eaten, and the other adults were in the kitchen putting leftovers in the fridge or smoking outside on the back patio, she would start from the beginning, from the very top of the family tree, with the youngest son of a German nobleman, who had nothing of his own and expected nothing — that is, if he stayed at home with his family. In those days, she said, the oldest son inherited the entire family fortune, and this young man had five brothers ahead of him. She called him “a landless prince,” with nothing of his own and forever subject to the wishes and demands of others. So this boy from a noble family signed on with the French speaking Norman, a descendant of Vikings. The father staked his youngest son with enough gold to hire five hundred lancers to serve under his command, then said goodbye forever. She said that he proved himself to be a fierce and trusted warrior to William. So good that he was made a baron in the Conqueror’s new kingdom and sent to settle along England’s northern frontier, to subdue its defeated inhabitants and keep out the Scots — a people even the Roman Empire could not conquer.
He wouldn’t admit it to Fred, but the boy did love history. The history of his family, of the sacred dead who were always good and caring and brave and noble and faithful and trustworthy, a family he only knew through his grandma. But they were real to him and he loved them. That family the boy believed in. His faith in them sustained him even now, even as Fred turned his fat car into the mortuary parking lot, past his mother standing at the front door, to a parking space not far away.
As his mother approached he could see that her eyes were red, like she had been crying, but she had that angry look too. She rushed to hug him once he was out of the car. He felt like a limp rag in her arms. She bent down to look him in the eye, “I am so sorry, Billy. You know that, don’t you?” He nodded. “I’m so sorry,” she said again. Adults were always apologizing to him. “Little boys shouldn’t have to deal with…” searching, “this sort of thing.” The boy couldn’t look at her, so he found a rock on the ground beside her shoe and stared at that. With firmness she added, “We need you to be very quiet when we go inside.” He nodded the quiet assent of a slave.
With that she turned to Fred, “Thanks, hun. I don’t know what I’d do without you.” She wrapped her arms around him and gave him a kiss on the lips.
A man in a dark suit and slicked-back hair greeted them in the lobby and led them to his office. He took his place behind the desk. Fred and his mother sank into two chairs directly opposite and Billy was given a small, hard stool a few feet behind them. He wasn’t happy but he was content to remain silent and invisible.
“Please fill this out, with the name of the deceased, date of birth, et cetera,” the man said.
His mother spoke up, her voice raised so as to be heard with absolute clarity, “My husband and I were in the process of divorcing. Does that effect anything, you know, between the mortuary and myself?”
Billy couldn’t see much, just the top half of the man’s head as he read something. “As long as you were both still legally married, and you remain the beneficiary of his life insurance, through which we will receive payment, everything should go as expected.”
“Good,” she said, “that’s good.”
For more than an hour that afternoon, the boy sat, studying the backs of their heads, his mother’s and Fred’s, studying the acne on greasy man’s forehead and other details in the room. During that time he thought about the word “good.” It was a small word, an abused word, one that is often stolen by those who lie (regularly for your own good) and who attach it to all kinds of horrific things: A tornado flattens a town, “It’s good that more people weren’t injured.” A woman is murdered, “It sure is good they caught that son of a bitch.” A man hangs himself before his divorce is finalized and the wife says, “That’s good news about the insurance, isn’t it?”
As the adults rose from their chairs, the boy noticed his mother dabbing at her eyes with a tissue. The greasy man came out from behind his desk and said in a calm voice, leaning in very close, “I know it’s hard right now, these situations are never easy, especially under the circumstances. But you’ll see, kids bounce back better than you can imagine. It’s just good that he has folks like you two to take care of him. Honest.”
THE END